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Yes, I wrote a book. No, it's not an autobiography. No, it's not a novel. Yes, it's probably shite but will hopefully give you a few laughs and actually teach you something.
It's available on Paperback and Kindle from Amazon, thanks to Jeff Bezos.
My mother said,
“It’s clever, but please stop swearing.”
A mate said,
“I expected it to be shit, but it’s actually brilliant shit.”
A random bloke in Barry said,
“Who are you?”
And Mrs Hopper said,
"You fucking dick head!"
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I have uploaded a simple unboxing video from an order that I received from Wise Bartender, and over the coming weeks there will be reviews of some amazing AF beers!
New beer content goes live every MONDAY at 7:30pm. Sometimes I feel saucy and give you a midweek special on a Wednesday at 3pm. Alcohol Free Friday videos weekly at 3:30pm.
If you're not subscribed, you're missing out on a wealth of knowledge and shite!
I review beers, drop beer facts, run the HopperCast (podcast) and make a point of reviewing alchohol free beers every Friday, plus there's my ON THE BLOG to read here!
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Welcome to The Hopper Reviews, your sweary guide to UK craft beer and alcohol free beer that actually tastes decent. I’m Hopper. I like flavour, I hate bitterness, and I’ll always tell you if a beer’s worth your money. Sign up to my newsletter to get beer news, discount codes, reviews, and the best alcohol free picks sent straight to your inbox.
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The Hopper Reviews does exactly what it sounds like. I drink beer, I talk about beer, and I rip the piss out of anything that tastes like pissed on cardboard. You’ll find UK craft beer reviews, alcohol free beer breakdowns, beer facts, rant videos, ghost-pub specials, and the odd collaboration with breweries across the country.
I’m obsessed with hops like Nectaron, I hate bitter West Coast IPAs with a passion, and I don’t sugar coat anything. If a beer’s brilliant, I’ll say so. If it tastes like someone wrung out a sweay sports bra into a can, I’ll say that too.
I also spend my time chasing down the best alcohol free beers in the UK, because cutting down doesn’t have to mean drinking flavoured dishwater. Every Friday, I rate alcohol free beers honestly, fairly, and without comparing them to full strength versions.
If you want straight talking reviews, actual flavour notes, discount codes, brewery deep dives, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting, you’re in the right place. Hit Subscribe on YouTube and come and join the madness.
CHEERS TO THE BEERS, AND ONTO THE BREWS REVIEWS - HOPPER OUT!
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Watch some well known YouTube Beer Reviewers review my beer before you order!
Yes, I’ve got my own song. It’s loud, it’s ridiculous, and it’s pure Hopper energy.
Give it a listen on YouTube and crank the volume like a responsible adult.
Sit back and relax with some slightly longer videos all about various beers. If you are offended by bad language and sexual phrases, you'll fit right in. Oooh, even that could be classes as an innuendo. Basically, most of my videos will offend in some way or another so, if that doesn't bother you, we can be best buddies.
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Subscribe to THE HOPPER REVIEWS channel on YouTube, share it with your beer-loving mates. Most of all, watch my videos (not just my shorts).
Click like on my videos and, even better than doing that (if you have time) leave a comment. I respond to all comments, and engagement is often fun.
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