I’m The Hopper. I dig beers you’ll actually enjoy (yes, even if you hate bitter West Coast IPAs). Every Monday I drop a review of a new beer, and every Friday I pick apart alcohol-free beers in my “0% Alcohol, 100% Honest” series.
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Welcome to The Hopper Reviews - the only beer review site that loves Nectaron hops, despises bitter pints, and comes with a side of swearing. If you want short, sharp, no-bullshit takes on craft beers (and the occasional alcohol-free gem) from the UK and beyond, you’re in the right place. I’ll tell you how much it cost, where you can buy it, if it’s worth your hard-earned cash, and whether I’d drink it again. Simple as that.
1. Brutally Honest Beer Reviews
No corporate fluff. No fake hype. No pretending a bang average beer is “complex” because the can looks cool. If it’s great, I’ll back it. If it’s overrated, I’ll say it. If it’s hyped to death and tastes like shit in a tin, you’ll hear about it. You’ll know what’s worth your money before you buy it.
2. Regular Discount Codes You Won’t Find Everywhere
I work directly with breweries and retailers, which means subscribers often get, exclusive discount codes, early access offers and affiliate deals that actually save you money from craft breweries to Alcohol Free specialists, if there’s a code floating around, chances are I’ve got it. Subscribing can literally pay for your next few beers.
3. Alcohol Free Reviews That Treat You Like an Adult
Whether you’re cutting down, quitting, training, or just curious, I review Alcohol Free beers properly. I explain how they’re made.
I score them fairly. I tell you what’s genuinely worth drinking.
No preaching. No judgement. Just honest alternatives.
4. Real Brewery Stories, Not Pub Rumours
The Behind The Brewer series goes deeper than tasting notes. I speak to brewery owners, ask the awkward questions, and separate fact from fiction. If you’ve heard wild claims about a brand, this is where you find out what’s actually true.
5. Beer News, Rants & Proper Community
Brewery sales. Industry drama. Pub rescues. Beer trends that need calling out. Plus polls, quizzes, debates, themed series, and the occasional rant when something in the beer world deserves it. It’s not just reviews. It’s a growing UK beer community that actually talks back.
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New beer content goes live every MONDAY at 6:30pm. Sometimes I feel saucy and give you a midweek special on a Wednesday too. Alcohol Free Friday videos weekly at 5:30pm.
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Welcome to The Hopper Reviews, your sweary guide to UK craft beer and alcohol free beer that actually tastes decent. I’m Hopper. I like flavour, I hate bitterness, and I’ll always tell you if a beer’s worth your money. Sign up to my newsletter to get beer news, discount codes, reviews, and the best alcohol free picks sent straight to your inbox.
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The Hopper Reviews does exactly what it sounds like. I drink beer, I talk about beer, and I rip the piss out of anything that tastes like pissed on cardboard. You’ll find UK craft beer reviews, alcohol free beer breakdowns, beer facts, rant videos, ghost-pub specials, and the odd collaboration with breweries across the country.
I’m obsessed with hops like Nectaron, I hate bitter West Coast IPAs with a passion, and I don’t sugar coat anything. If a beer’s brilliant, I’ll say so. If it tastes like someone wrung out a sweay sports bra into a can, I’ll say that too.
I also spend my time chasing down the best alcohol free beers in the UK, because cutting down doesn’t have to mean drinking flavoured dishwater. Every Friday, I rate alcohol free beers honestly, fairly, and without comparing them to full strength versions.
If you want straight talking reviews, actual flavour notes, discount codes, brewery deep dives, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting, you’re in the right place. Hit Subscribe on YouTube and come and join the madness.
CHEERS TO THE BEERS, AND ONTO THE BREWS REVIEWS - HOPPER OUT!
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